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Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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