Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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