Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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