just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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