He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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