In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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