ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
