I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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