carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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