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I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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