umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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