So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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