How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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