I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm always down for nudity.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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