Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
