I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
