i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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