how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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