I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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