Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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