I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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