that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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