Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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