He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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