This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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