In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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