what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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