he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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