I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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