Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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