It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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