would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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