and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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