I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
i've created a new STD.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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