Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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