My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
As shirtless as possible
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize