I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You can't just leave with hair like that
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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