WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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