this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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