is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i will never coherently bang her
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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