Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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