S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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