I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
we should paint friendship bongs
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