Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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