the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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