i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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