Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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