is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
one might say we're banned from that church
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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