she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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