In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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