Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
operation harelip BJ is a go
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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