My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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