So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
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