when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
