and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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