It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
My balls are so social today.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Randomize